From the shallow end of the gene pool

Common Sense Commentary: Common Sense isn't that common anymore.

Im a liflong member of the Robinthehood Party cause we aint innersted in politics an other dum stuff.
we hav a hier callin like hepin them what cant hep theirsefs.  The good book says to "do to others as they wood have you do unto them" an thats our moto.  There aint no diferance in us an them hi falutin
milionairs who makes a hunnert thousan dolars ever sengal year an dont pay haf of it in taxes. We dont git much moren that in gov. housing, food stamps, entillements, school lunches, where we eat, welfair cks for our ten kids where my wife and her other husbans lives.  We cant eben go in at the front door of the hospital without havin to walk 6 miles to the mergency room is at for our cuts, bumps and bruses ever sundy mornin.  Which remins me.  We plum run out of money saturday nite and the gistopo took our ten 12packs away frum us cause they lied and said we wuz disturbin the peace settin and layin on the curb in front of ole Gizmo's bar as usual.  Them gistopos thank we aint got no rights.  Well this time Im callin my congrespeople agin about it.  Nancy and Harry are always hepin us underprivleged members. we all ways count on them and they count on us.  one of them gestopo polees tole me read sumpthin in the bible... lets see, it was 2 Thessaunions 3 an vers 10 11 an 12.  you read it I aint got no bible an dont want one. Them polees gistopos aint supose to be bible thumpers an jesus freeks.

If you milionair peoples want a winner invesment jest axe for me at Gizmos. sincere, Im Fat Flat