My Gun (From a friend)
in the doorway. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went
about my business.
While I was away from it, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across
the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog past my driveway, and a
number of cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on my gun. It was still sitting right where
I left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It hadn't killed anyone, even with
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
While I was away from it, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across
the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog past my driveway, and a
number of cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on my gun. It was still sitting right where
I left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It hadn't killed anyone, even with
the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself!
Well! You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself!
Well! You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and
the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people!!
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the
world!!
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But take out
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the
world!!
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But take out
Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is
4th from the bottom for Murders!! These 4 Cities also have the toughest
Gun Control Laws in the United States. ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
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