Redskin's Owner Will Finally Change The Name Of His Team

Common Sense Commentary: I have received information that the Washington Redskin's owner has finally seen the light and doesn't want to offend people anymore by the inappropriate name of his team. He evidently feels that his team should have a name which young people can look up to and be a roll model. So to remove all the negativity associated with the team's name, he is changing it. Here is the news release ....

Washington Redskin's Owner Changing His Team's Name

Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL team The Washington Redskins, has announced that he is dropping the word "Washington " from the team name. Henceforth he will have the NFL team name be simply known as "The Redskins". It was reported that Snyder finds that the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of corruption, cheating, indecision, betrayal, unfaithfulness, adultery, fornication, lying, hypocrisy, and perversion. Therefore, the word Washington, as used in today's vocabulary, is not a fitting role model image for the minds of any young football fans. He hopes Democrats, drug pushers and prostitutes won't be offended.