Observations From Just Outside The Asylum

Uncommon Sense Commentary:

This is your reporter from the news desk of Uncommon Sense Commentary, in Washington, with my
observations from just outside the asylum.  Today there was an attempted breakout, by doctors and nurses, which was quickly put down by inmates with fire hoses and table legs.  We can see the pleading faces of medical staff, pressed against the infamous bars on each floor of the halls of Congress and the Whitish House.  We have learned that the newly organized (IOU) "Inmates Offended Union" is demanding relief from those embarrassing, restrictive and ugly iron bars which are unsightly, dangerous, and not covered by medicaid.  They also want newer plasma TVs, Select Comfort mattresses, and an Olympic sized  pool with saunas.  Warden Straightlace has pleaded with the IOU leadership to live up to their previous agreements  when they were granted free beer, marijuana and carpet last month, but this IS a democracy you know.

Well for all you blue noses out there, inmates do have their civil servant's civil rights.  So, I suggest we give them that larger, deeper pool with fifty gallons of  cute little baby moccasins and alligators to entertain them and saunas with external safety locks and 6000 quality volts of heat.  After all, we must keep our extravagant, spendthrift Congress and Whitish House feeling superior and worthy of our acclaim.

Until my next report, that's the way I see it here in D.C. just outside the asylum. Rayburn Blair