Pack Of Barking Democrat Dogs That Caught The Car

And are now wearing dog dentures singing Jingle Bells

President Trump has been swamped by Democrat swamp hounds, howling through the night, in pursuit of a Republican fox that led them into a grizzly's den.

This pack of curs, mongrels, mutts, and flee bags have been nipping at the President's heels, to impooch him, for three years, while he was draining their swamp, rebuilding our military, erecting a  border wall, burning red tape, creating jobs, increasing salaries, repairing foreign relations and trade agreements, and cussin out loud. His vicious pursuers barked like wolves, and clung to his trail like police canines tracking a fugitive, serial killer. But when the sun came up they turned out to be hydrophobic Chihuahuas, Pugs and large Rodents fighting over that impoochment bone.

So now the U.S. Attorney General's expert swamp drainers are hunting down these mad, midget mongrels with the Justice Department's top investigators and prosecutors. The animal control people are on the job and some of these impoocher strays are going to be living in a cage down at the Democrat dog pound. 

With that dog whistle, Palosi has chosen not to gnaw on that old meatless bone any longer but to bury it quick and hope nobody is looking. RB