Feb 13, 2019

Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall ... Funding It Not At All

Until She Had Her Great Fall ... She's slipping.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

A back home interpretation by ole Rayburn: 

Pelosi sat on funding, with her Left-wing aisle
On President Trump's National Security wall. 

The Dems once loved it, but now say its vile
Since Trump won the big house, big chair and all.

Deal maker Trump, in his unconventional style,
Braced himself, and put his shoulder to their stall.

But Pelosi growled deeply under her inverted smile 
And led her contradiction with a superior gaul.

So the Commander and Chief having lost by a mile
Bugled his troops to do an encircling withdrawal.

And when it was done in strategic militant guile
Humpty Pelosi stumbled ... and had her great fall.

And all the kings Army in the Donald's own style
Quickly began building a MAGAnificent high wall.

And to you President Trump, it is no great offence
If your wall, a steel fence, is all of 50 feet tall.

And they called that wall The National De-fence

You are welcome. RB

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