Feb 19, 2019

I Hate My Wife 3 Hours And 56 Minutes A Day

What evil thing has she done ? 

If you have never had your DNA analyzed by one of those ancestor, heritage organizations, don't if you hate any ethnic group. You may discover you have some of their DNA in you.  I had mine done and I was surprised to learn I am 100% European. I had been told by an aunt, and my mother that we had some American Indian in our blood.  So since Americans have stopped hating Indians, the pendulum has swung in the opposite direction so that now people brag about their "Native American" Heritage, whether they have any or not.  Senator Elizabeth Warren, of Massachusetts, is a classic example. She has claimed her race as "American Indian" for many years, even though she is blond and pale. It got her scholarships and preferential acceptance in college, preferential consideration as a professor in several Universities, including Harvard Law School. Then she was elected a U.S. Senator from  Massachusetts, from which we have been blessed with several other raunchy politicians. And now she is running for President but only now have we 
discovered that all those Affirmative Actions were based on a tiny drip of her DNA, barely discernible.  But, then, lying only seems to bother Democrats when its a Republican, a right to lifer, an opponent of same sex marriage, or a Christian who doesn't use drugs or curse. So she may be our next President, lies, pale face, perverted politics and all. 

Back to my wife. Having learned of my true DNA identity, I sent for a DNA kit for Bettie. She too showed up as 100% European, but her DNA exposed an unknown, by anyone on earth, secret which exploded in our minds. She had always thought that, since her maiden name was Ashcraft that she was of German heritage. As it turns out, she is 79% English, 14.9% Scandinavian and 6.1% Ashkinazi Jewish. That shocked us both.  I fell in love with a Jew.  And everyone on earth knows that Jews are to be scorned, persecuted, and hated.  But, I thought she was a wonderful woman. She has never acted like a Jew, whatever that means, and she is the mother of our six children. How can she be a Christian? Its too late for me to hate her 100% ... but her DNA shows her at 6.1 %  Jewish, so maybe I don't have to hate her all the time, but only 6.1 % of the time.  So, how much time is that? Can I just save up that 6.1 until she does something I don't like? Can I just hate her while I'm sleeping and never realize it? Could it be like a bad dream? I didn't know whether I should pack my bags or not, so I figured out how many hours a day I had to hate her. It came out that 6.1% of 24 hours is 3 hours and 56 minutes of hate per day. So I'll just save it up and let it loose from 12:01 to 3:01 AM when I don't know what I'm doing.

Jews have always been persecuted. When the Roman Emperor drove all the Jews out of their Holy Land home country, they scattered all over the known world and 10 of their 12 tribes were considered "lost tribes" for centuries. How could that be? Part of the reason for it is that they scattered into Europe, Asia, Africa and later all over the world. Those who went into Europe, especially Germany, were so persecuted that many changed their names to German names. The word, Ashkenazi, is from the Hebrew word Ashkenaz, the medieval rabbinical name for Germany.

Some of those European governments required everyone to have a surname, so some Jews gave themselves a common last name of that particular country or just made up a name. For instance, my wife's maiden name, Ashcraft, is considered to be German. But almost surely, since she has no German blood at all, her German Jewish ancestors probably named themselves a surname with the last syllable "craft" and the first syllable "Ash" from the rabbinical, Ashkinaz, which means Germany. Thus Ashcraft became recognized as a German name, though they were Jewish.  The same kind of thing was happening in other parts of Europe. So over time, Ashkenazi (German) Jews were classified as European.

By mass renaming, many European Jews, over  time, lost their  Jewish Identity and assimilated into their Gentile surroundings... only to be resurrected by the recent development of DNA science. Mrs. Blair included.

Remember that in the Old Testament, they didn't have last names. Isaac was "Isaac, the son of Abraham". Abraham had no last name. Adam and Eve had no last name. Neither did Noah or anyone else. Isaacson, Jacobson and other crafted surnames came much later. Even the Apostles didn't have last names. European surnames first arose in the Roman Empire.

The greatest question about anti-Semitism (hatred of Jews) is, why do so many people, Nazis and Muslims included, hate Jews so much? The most obvious uniqueness of the Jewish race is that God chose the Jews for His special use. It was through them that He sent the Holy Bible and His Son, Jesus, to be the one and only Messiah and Savior in the world.  The Devil didn't like it, couldn't punish God, so he took it out on God's chosen people and now on Christians as well.

My last word is, that it doesn't even matter what race or nationality or ancestors you may have, horse thieves or royalty. What does matter is what you believe.    "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son that whosoever believeth on him should not perish but have everlasting life."    So if God loves every soul on earth, we should also love their souls even if we don't like their attitude, false religion or politics. We can't win them to Christ if we hate them.  Hebrews 1:9 says that God hates "iniquity" ... sin ... but not the sinner. He loves the soul of each of us sinners... Red, Yellow, Black, Brown, Pink or Pale.  Jesus loved everyone but that didn't stop Him from rebuking evil doers. 

It is what you think, believe, say and do that matters to God. The worst of people do enough evil stuff to expose their fallen nature and flawed character ; of which we all are tainted to some degree. Racial difference is not one of them, but I'm still impressed with my Jewish wife's 6.1%.

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