Proof Positive Ancient Manuscripts Contain False Accusations
Let me explain what the rock below means to Dems.
A Democrat Presidential Candidate is offering proof that the rock (below) is the stone Goliath threw at David when the angry Jew attacked him without cause. But David was himself killed when Goliath defended himself against the Jew. The killing is believed to have been an accident since it is common knowledge that David was colluding with the Philistines while obstructing his collusion. The world's first surveillance camera on the world's first telephone pole, took this world's first photograph (below). The world's first Democrat and Highway Infrastructure, Union President, in yellow shirt, was there at the scene, when it all happened, and will give testimony before Congress. He has informed his cousins, the major news networks, that after his testimony, he will also throw his orange helmet into the Democrat Presidential ring, with the gang of 23, known as the circular firing squad. His platform is, to expose all the other lies the right wing has foisted upon the poor, innocent people of our nation since its founding in 1876, on Plymouth Rock, in Detroit. He will anounce his candidacy from atop that rock which is the self same rock thrown by Goliath which landed in Detroit and the Pilgirms later landed upon (Their footprints are on it.).
Now it all makes sense.
A Democrat Presidential Candidate is offering proof that the rock (below) is the stone Goliath threw at David when the angry Jew attacked him without cause. But David was himself killed when Goliath defended himself against the Jew. The killing is believed to have been an accident since it is common knowledge that David was colluding with the Philistines while obstructing his collusion. The world's first surveillance camera on the world's first telephone pole, took this world's first photograph (below). The world's first Democrat and Highway Infrastructure, Union President, in yellow shirt, was there at the scene, when it all happened, and will give testimony before Congress. He has informed his cousins, the major news networks, that after his testimony, he will also throw his orange helmet into the Democrat Presidential ring, with the gang of 23, known as the circular firing squad. His platform is, to expose all the other lies the right wing has foisted upon the poor, innocent people of our nation since its founding in 1876, on Plymouth Rock, in Detroit. He will anounce his candidacy from atop that rock which is the self same rock thrown by Goliath which landed in Detroit and the Pilgirms later landed upon (Their footprints are on it.).
Now it all makes sense.
Proof positive the fake, ancient manuscripts contain false accusations against the unarmed, friendly Philistines.
(Below) Another first picture, from inside a spacial black hole, taken by this same Presidential candidate when he was recently kidnapped by Aliens and transported there for a briefing on God's indorsement and assistence to him to win the Presidentcy of the U.S. and correct all the world's problems for God. Reported by Rayburn Blurr Blog who swears he saw both these pictures with his own eyes.
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