While I was away from it, the mailman delivered my mail, the boy across
the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog past my driveway, and a
number of cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.
After about an hour, I checked on my gun. It was still sitting right where
I left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It hadn't killed anyone, even with
In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself!
Well! You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But take out
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.