Sequester Deluge Backs Up White House Septic System

UnCommon NonSense Commentary:    

What on earth is the world coming to? Here we are at the most dangerous, world-wide, economic and immoral sequester disaster in human history and what does our Commander In Chief and Sequester Court Jester do?  He gives away our multi-trillion dollar Sequester Tester to the Portuguese ... as if money grows on trees. Only now, when the devious deed is done, do we discover an illegal, underground, Sequester Infester in the plumbing of the White House. This catastrophic, Sequester Pester can only be flushed with a yet uninvented Sequester Arrester.  Yes, it is true. I saw it on T.V. and checked it with Snopes. All the sequester gurus, Chester, Lester and Esther Sequester,  have prophesied that a young, agile, illegal, expert sequesterer will come forth and spew out new, meaningless and "Quantitative" words until he rules all the septic systems of  United Nations Sequestrations.  Here is my proof on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXOV_XWJck&feature=youtube_gdata_player