Some People Just Have A Way With Words ... Including Lucifer

And 435 Congressmen, less about 5, plus one sitting President and one female who is fighting for his chair.

Common Sense Commentary: About every four years since Lucifer announced his campaign for God's office, politicians have pledged to the gullible voters, vowed upon their mother's grave and sworn upon the Bible that they would fulfill their campaign promises. As with April Fool's Jokes, there have been maybe ten or twelve who kept their word. So now the nation is so fouled up that anybody who wants the job of President either has a death wish, a narcissistic ego, a dictator's lust or ... maybe even a patriot's heart. RB

Here are a few notable confirmations of my exaggerated observation.

Apolitical Aphorisms

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown~

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton~

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug La      

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators ~Will Rogers~